I just figured out why our Grand Rapids Press has shrunken in size like a glass of orange juice at a diner. It's because they removed the fairness, balance and the truth! I think it's reading more like People Magazine or the National Enquirer. I think the Advance is almost as big now! I still like the funnies, local stuff and the entertainment section! Soon it could be on a paper placemat at a diner too!
Before signing the bill, Obama said the harmful effects of tobacco products have been known for decades, and "more than 400,000 Americans now die of tobacco-related illnesses each year, making it the leading cause of preventable death in the United States, ..............and I'll smoke to that!"
THE THREE STOOGES MEET NON-SENSONOMICS
One day the Three Stooges were out sailing their boat, the U.S.S. Change, on the Sea of Economic Debt. Moe-Bama finally turned and asked Hil-Larry what Curly-Joe Biden was doing. Hil-Larry said that their boat had developed a gaping hole on its bottom, was taking on debt, and Curly-Joe Biden is throwing the taxpayer’s money at it to plug it. Moe-Bama said, “That can’t work without me somehow taking trillions more from the tax payers.”, and after they all got done blaming the prior Captain for everything, Curly-Joe Biden got out a big drill and started drilling a huge hole in the bottom of the boat. “What is that knuckle-head doing now?” Moe-Bama read from his teleprompter. Hil-Larry slowly responded. “Curly-Joe Biden is drilling a hole to let the debt out of our sinking boat!” “Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!” After the boat went under, they decided to swim over to the Sea of Healthcare to try to borrow a bigger and faster boat from our Grandchildren. They named it the Titanic II. While on liberty our favorite comedians visited another kind of bordello, the Ministry of Nonsense-Enomics, and had a pie fight. There, both sides of the aisle gave them 2 golden oars and the keys to the Federal Depository! They were all happy with the universe and laughing together! The “Three Blind Mice” theme song keeps playing! ……At the very end, Hil-Larry pops out of a drum and stutters, “Th,th, th, that’s a,a,a, all F, F, Folks! I shoulda’ been the Captain!”
Of course these weren’t the real Three Stooges. The real Three Stooges and their cast were smarter than that. They were real entertainers too!
“Why you, I oughtta’!”
Copyright 7-17-2009 by NED ALLEN ROUSE
From: banjowheat.com
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In 2009 we have veered towards a one world government. Welcome to Armageddon!
-Ned R.
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